Flora’s survival kit is as follows: flowers, trees, rivers, rainbows, beer, rock music, family, friends, puppies, soft sweaters, dancing, autumn, and cheeseburgers. Don’t try to taint her world, she’s got a small frame but can throw a ball faster than most her male counterparts and she’ll throw it at your head, then laugh… then cry and take you to the hospital.
She had a sweet grandmother who taught her almost everything she knows about life, the rest she kind of made up whilst in a cave she created to retreat from the sun. Her husband is a dinosaur, her baby has the soul of an elderly Irish woman named Mrs. Collinsworth, and her dog melts even the stinkiest of cheeses.
Finally, she still thinks love is the answer with cookies coming in close second.